THE FRESHER'S HANDBOOK

 Wondering what to expect from your first day or stay in the university? Well being a one time fresher with a lot of experience (I mean a LOT),permit me to guide you,shall we?

Number one on the list of people you should expect to meet is the
  • THE MOM: whether its antibacterial wipes or tissues,food you name it she got you covered. You would "jive" and gist till late at night and she would still be the first to wake you and make sure your on time for your 8am lecture. she's a life long friend and a keeper.
  • THE "ABEG" GUYS: also known as the borrow Poser's. Oh mehn these ones always need something from you, from notes to food down to underwear. Be watchful because you tend to loose things FOREVER around them.
  • THE MISER: In the generic family line these are the cousins to the "abeg guys" they hardly spend their dime unless there is a 10-20% even 50% discount, and they always have a smooth way of making you offset the bills without even uttering a word.
  • THE "OGUAJA" PEOPLE: Also called the workaholics. They are always very busy,you don't even see them easily and if you do they are too tired to talk or hangout .
  • THE BESTIES: They are always together laughing,gisting,they might have just meet in school but they have like 5 friendship bracelets. You might even think they are dating,Meanwhile thay are just close friends.
  • THE LATER DUDES: I DON'T even know how these ones got into the university,   
    they show up for classes late.they may attend only 2 lectures in a 5 lecture day and haven't even started there assignments due for the same day. The only thing they don't joke with is the art of napping.
  • THE LADS: Always up for a good time,usually the life of the school.easily amused,quick to dance and last to leave the food joint.
  • THE NEAT ONES: "whose stuff is this?" Can you move it please! " they are your best friends and worst enemies, they drive you nuts but you'll thank them later.
  • THE BOBO/BIG BIG TALKERS: Don't try to compete with these ones because they would end you. You've been swimming at pleasure park,they went swimming in Miami,you love chocolate? They invented it.
  • THE DEALERS: IF you wnat it they can get it for you. let's just end it there lolzz.
  • THE mummy's BOYS: They weren't made for hard life at all, he hasn't cooked a meal before ,he doesn't even know howbto wash his clothes.
  • THE CAMPUS FAMOUS
  • THE COUPLE
  • FAKE FRIENDS
  • THE HOTTIE
  • THE TEACHERS PET.  

You would see these and even more during you university adventure but just be sure to have/stay focused and balance work with play so that in the end you would have passed through the university and the university also would have passed through you.

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